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WE ARE CURRENTLY BOOKING THE DUNGEON MASTER OF CERMONIES FALL TOUR!!! PLEASE CONTACT email@example.com IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN A SHOW. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY, NO I GOT A BOTTLE CAP AND SOME TWINE LET'S DO A SHOW IN A BARN BULLSHIT... ALTHOUGH... THAT DOES SOUND PRETTY FUN. begin transmission: my name is mc chris. i am an indie rapper. i rap about things like (things i won't mention here.) i got famous because i was on a bunch of cartoons and one featured a song about boba fett. we put out a bunch of albums (you stole them online) and people actually listened to them. things got so good i quit my dayjob and headed to the big city to take it to the next level at twice the normal cost! since then i've got to do all kinds of cool things like stay overnight at skywalker ranch, play pax, eat hamburgers at hilary duff's, be on attack of the show and npr, perform with j5, cracked out, eugene mirman, members of the state, msi, david cross and zach galifianakis. in just the past year, we've been mentioned in time magazine, timeout ny, toyfare, nintendo power, xxl, spin, wizard, stuff, the village voice, alternative press and most importantly grassroots motorsports, the hardcore sports car magazine. the coolest thing though was that i got to tour and meet my fans. all in all, they're some of the coolest people i've ever met, and i thank my lucky stars (the black rock is a comet fell to earth, it's causing the electromagnetic propeties, can't you see this?! i mean cmon all of the references to catch a falling star?! wake up!!) that they're down with my crap jams. all kinds of stuff is brewing, we're gonna be on channel four in britain soon, we're doing another very special show case of the new album on july 14th in nyc at the upright citizens brigade theater with a full run in august. this is our fourth album, it's called DUNGEON MASTER OF CERMONIES and it'll be out at the end of the summer. this year's a big year for us because we're gonna be available digitally for the first time ever meaning folks like itunes and napster are finally gonna be selling our stuff. so it's gonna be easier than ever to get mc music this fall. and our merch is gonna start making its way into stores, like hot topic. personally i like hot topic, they got those titty posters in the back or is that spencers? there's store links at our site if you want buy something or just click below and start buying all our shit willy nilly right now, lots of cheap items like patches and pins and shit on sale like girl clothes and there's even expensive shit like hoodies and dvd's for all you brett easton ellis types. thanks to everyone that's been so awesome over the past few years, we hope to see ya at a show! and on a final note everytime one of you says play supermario brothers you've just said to me, i've stolen all your music, even the songs you didn't do.